Fairy FANGbanger

"And does it remain true that angry winds feel like a lover’s breath?"

smashbrotherhood:

I always wanted Nintendo to drop the Mario Kart franchise so they could make something like Super Kart Bros, with Nintendo characters and Nintendo themed tracks, cars and items… It would be awesome.

…and then Nintendo gives me this:

If this is as close as I can get from my dream coming true, might as well enjoy while I can!